Today in OAFPOTUS and Republican corruption

Rosh Hashana begins in just a few hours. To celebrate, let's sing!

Corruption, corruption! Corruption!
Corruption, corruption! Corruption!

Who, day and night, has got his tiny hands out?
Reaching for a pay-out, raking in the cash?
And who keeps on whining, every day he's whining,
"I'm the real victim here!"

The POTUS, OAFPOTUS! Corruption!
The POTUS, OAFPOTUS! Corruption!

Who must know the way to break a proper law,
A needed law, a settled law?
Who must shred all precedent and end the law,
So billionaires can plunder all the dough?

The SCOTUS, the SCOTUS! Corruption!
The SCOTUS, the SCOTUS! Corruption!

I voted for the guy who said
He's gonna kick them out,
But now my soybeans and my corn are all
Moldy.

The MAGAS, the MAGAS! Corruption!
The MAGAS, the MAGAS! Corruption!

And who gets all the loot
And tax breaks and a yacht?
And who will get a pardon if
They're ever fin'ly caught?

The KLEPTOS, the KLEPTOS! Corruption!
The KLEPTOS, the KLEPTOS! Corruption!

Oy, where did that come from? I mean, other than today's news:

• Republicans on the US Supreme Court once again used the "shadow docket" to allow the OAFPOTUS to fire the last Democrat on the Federal Trade Commission, paving the way for him to gut all cryptocurrency regulations so he can continue bilking his followers and taking bribes from everyone else.
• White House "Border Czar" and cosplaying tough guy Tom Homan allegedly accepted $50,000 in cash in a sting operation last year, so of course the OAFPOTUS ordered the FBI to drop the investigation.
• The White House announced, to the surprise of literally everyone including the State Department, that henceforth H1-B visas would cost $100,000, in what looks a lot like an attempt to shake down small tech firms that need foreign experts to compete with the OAFPOTUS's billionaire tech donors.
• Adam Kinzinger, who you'll remember still considers himself a Republican, castigated the OAFPOTUS and the VPOTUS for turning right-wing propagandist Charlie Kirk's funeral into a hateful event. (Kinzinger was no fan of Kirk, either.)

It's still more than 15 months until the next Congress, when at least we can put out the flames and start planning the repairs. But wow, such corruption.